The sound someone makes when they are giving a hilariously rough blow job. Gluckers can be identified by their runny mascara and repeated gagging.
I busted the hugest Peter North four roper when I watched that new gluck video.
by Rapefactory420 November 20, 2008
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The act of grabbing someone from the back of the head and pushing their head numerous times up and down making a ‘Gluck’ sound while doing it, forcing them to look like they’re are sucking dick.
Chris gave mihali the ‘Gluck’ treatment.
by Kotakako February 18, 2020
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To give head or felatio on a level above the power level of 3,000. Often the double twist hyucki is involved and will cause most males to ejaculate rapidly.
Stacy gave the best Gluck last night.” “Wow her Gluck level is on 9,000 she made me cum in ten minutes.”
by TheTraeTaylor March 22, 2018
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The act of having an urge to use your mouth in diverse ways that are not sexual (ex: licking), mostly used as irony and for obviously satiric attraction to fictional characters
Guy 1: I wanna gluck Greg from Ratatoing.
Guy 2:Nice, I respect your glucking taste.
by Glucky Glucky boy October 11, 2022
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When you shake the other teams hands at the start of a team game and say "good luck" to each of them, but you're saying it so quickly and so many times it turns into "Gluck" (abrv. Good luck)
Gluck in your theatre performance mate!
by Mycelium28 October 28, 2017
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- verb (used with object)
1. To mischieviously acquire and possess a good that does not belong to you.

- verb (used without an object)
2. To fabricate a slew of outrageous alibis that directly conflict with one another in order to clear one's name of thieverous accusations.
3. To resort to using your mother to clear your name of thieverous accusations.

- noun
4. A thief who carelessly flaunts his stolen goods in front of their rightful owners.
5. A person who sketches out the sluttiest of girls.
1. "Who glucked my ipod?"
2 & 3. "I tried to gluck my way out of a speeding ticket but the officer just wasn't having it."
4. "Dude what a Gluck, I'm pretty sure that's my iPod he's listening to."
5. "Dude if you don't stop being such a Gluck these girls are never gonna come back here."
by Fogel McLovin December 12, 2007
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1. the written form of the sound urban folks make when clicking their tongue with attitude

verb. to put someone in check
(as sound or affirmation) "I just told her to shut up, GLUCK!"

(as verb) "She is out of control, somebody needs to GLUCK her"
by boobootime February 26, 2010
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