Gilligan's Island

n. A location that, although existing within the continental United States is sufficiently remote as to have no available Cell Phone or Internet service whatsoever.

Don't bother emailing me the changes tomorrow. We'll be camping in the Adirondacks so I'll be on "Gilligan's Island" until Sunday afternoon.

by tagz July 12, 2010

gilligan's island

where 7 castaways live never being rescued because gilligan always is fucking things up. I would take little innocent Mary Ann and kill everyone else

Dude, you're such a Gilligan

by Dave October 27, 2003

Gilligan's Island

When taking a shit, there is too much crap, thats fills up from the bottom and then makes an Island.

I took such a big crap, it made a Gilligan's Island.

by Chris L March 22, 2004

Gilligan's Island

When sitting in a bathtub, you pull a fly's wings off, and let the wingless fly crawl around on the tip of your penis, which is protruding out of the water.

"I was so bored that I did a Gilligan's Island in the bathtub.

by Tinklemint July 30, 2004

Gilligan's Island

1. n. An old show from the 60's that featured dumbasses that crashed a ship and didn't bring the telegraph with them to the island.
2. v. Whacking off a Nurse
3. adj. Ugly

1. Gilligan's Island was so fucking stupid!
2. Person 1 : Did you hear about Jesse?
Person 2 : Ya! He got caught by the principal giving the School Nurse a Gilligan's Island!
Person 1 : I heard he does it all the time.
Person 2 : I heard the Nurse PAYS FOR THAT!
Person 1 : Oh I'm so doing it next!
3. OMG! Bobby is so Fucking Gilligan's Island.

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

Gilligan's Island

Any environment where no one is getting off.

The alley between 3rd and 4th street is no Gilligan's island.

by Sir H.C. Notneb March 24, 2023

Gilligan's Island Effect

The effect that puts someone on the list of people you would have sex with that wouldn't otherwise be there by imagining that you and the group of people you are with are trapped on a desert island .

Well, the people here are all ugly, but that guy over there is benefitting from the Gilligan's Island Effect.

by PapiLoco October 22, 2007