Fussling 

The act of fake hustling.

She said she was out fussling dope but came home empty handed and high as a kite.

Fussling by He made me squirt May 22, 2018

Fussing 

Whining; making something out of nothing; crying; acting like a baby; acting up; agitating

My kids are always fussing me up
about something.

Fussing by Urban mother February 21, 2015

drunk fussing 

Short for 'drunk Facebook status updating' Similar connotation to 'drunk dialing' and 'drunk texting'. Drunk fussing occurs when one updates their status while intoxicated, saying things he or she would never say sober. One almost always lives to regret it the next day when he or she is reminded of what they did...and it's far too late to take any of it back.

Billy's drunk fussing caused a lashing from the women in his life, who blew up his profile with retorts.

Her drunk fussing revealed far too much to her boss and she lost her job.

His drunk fussing was seen by his parents and they grounded him for his entire senior year.

drunk fussing by DimplesSG July 29, 2009

Fussing the dog 

A term for masturbation

What did you do last night? Not much just stopped at home fussing the dog

Fussing the dog by Dave alsop November 15, 2007

fossling 

To fossle;
To surreptiosly scratch your testicles through your pockets when that annoying, spontaneous, itch thing, happens.

"Wow! I know I look good but I didn't think that I was hot enough to make men spontaneously masturbate!"
"Dont kid yourself you ugly cow, I'm just fossling!"

fossling by Mark Tarr February 12, 2009

Fussinges

Something I don't have

Man, i wish i had a fussinges

Fussinges by icien December 13, 2021