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furry murray 

a rare condition where a lush full head of hair surrounds the sphincter. Similar to the type of hair shown on hair growth commercials, but around the butthole, so it's probably never been seen on network Television.
Sandra had fine closely cropped hair on the top of her head, but she was a busy executive. That was all the time she could manage for grooming, so when Steve peeled off her bloomers, he was greeted with a furry murray that triggered his gag reflex.
furry murray by murraydog January 29, 2008

Furry Murray 

When your beard hair is touching a girls face when you kiss.
* Guys Leans in for a Kiss *

" No, get your Furry Murray out of here , shave it first"
Furry Murray by dingdong12334556 December 16, 2011

Furry Murrey 

Occurs when your female dog backs up into your face. preferably when your dog has a short tail and all is exposed.

when your head is turned away and you turn into the dog's behind, it is refferred to as a furry murrey peekaboo.
Dude, your dog just gave me a furry murrey!

I was watching TV and all of a sudden i got a furry murrey peekaboo!
Furry Murrey by Supermom March 5, 2009

Marry A Furry Day 

On the first day of December (December 1th) , You have to Marry a furry if you participated in Beat A Furry, Hug A Furry or Kiss A Furry Day and you cannot fight back
You have to marry a furry because it’s Marry A Furry Day!
Marry A Furry Day by supperfangamm3 November 28, 2021

marry a furry day 

On November 30th, after beat a furry, hug a furry, and fuck a furry day, you are legally obligated to marry a furry. if you refuse to do so, there will be consequences. And it doesn’t matter who the furry is.
Furry: hey Dave, have you participated in fuck a furry day, hug a furry day, and beat a furry day?

Dave: well, uh, yeah..

Furry: Well today is Marry a furry day!

Dave: oh dear god no.

Furry: get ready for our marriage soon dear!
marry a furry day by TheDustIsDusty November 28, 2021