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furry murray 

a rare condition where a lush full head of hair surrounds the sphincter. Similar to the type of hair shown on hair growth commercials, but around the butthole, so it's probably never been seen on network Television.
Sandra had fine closely cropped hair on the top of her head, but she was a busy executive. That was all the time she could manage for grooming, so when Steve peeled off her bloomers, he was greeted with a furry murray that triggered his gag reflex.
furry murray by murraydog January 29, 2008
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Furry Murray 

When your beard hair is touching a girls face when you kiss.
* Guys Leans in for a Kiss *

" No, get your Furry Murray out of here , shave it first"
Furry Murray by dingdong12334556 December 16, 2011

Furry Murry 

A hairy slut wanna be. Hairy meaning mustache and fur-ocious back hair. One who tries to be cute but just can't. One who thinks she's the shit but clearly is not.
John Doe: Dayum, did you see that back fur on furry murry?
Charlie: If she wasn't too busy sucking my dick I would think she's hibernating!
Furry Murry by Lilmsmaryvessels October 27, 2009

Furry Murrey 

Occurs when your female dog backs up into your face. preferably when your dog has a short tail and all is exposed.

when your head is turned away and you turn into the dog's behind, it is refferred to as a furry murrey peekaboo.
Dude, your dog just gave me a furry murrey!

I was watching TV and all of a sudden i got a furry murrey peekaboo!
Furry Murrey by Supermom March 5, 2009