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Furniture Fart

The sound that comes from furniture when its dragged across the floor.
A Furniture Fart is at its strongest when wooden floors are involved.
by Mason Hanes June 16, 2015
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Fartiture

A piece of furniture, that when farted upon, emits an amplified fart noise.
At McDonald's, I farted on my seat...talk about fartiture, you could here that fart across town.
by meisjekb December 21, 2010
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