Profound sadness or even depression, especially when caused by a disappointing mistake. It was coined by the chess world champion Magnus Carlsen after loosing against Daniil Dubov because of a clamorous error leading to a quick mate.
"Loosing like this is frustrating, I'm on a deep funk." -Magnus Carlsen on Twitter
"I solved the whole problem all good but then I went 3x3 = 6 and I'm on a deep funk right now."
"I've been in a deep funk since my hamster died because I left the door open and let the cat in."
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.