Funked

The hidden art of smoking weed whilst being swaggy.

Camron: What will you be doing after school Philip?
Philip: I will probably get funked.

Camron: Did you hear about Philip? I heard he got really funked yesterday.

Funked by PhillDill May 19, 2021

funked

A word to describe being drunk on fun. For when good old, honest jubilation leads to a high unaided by a drug or any illegal substance.

"Hey, man, you wouldn't even believe the night I just had. First we saw Nicholas Cage in that wizard movie..."

"Woah were you high?"

"Not yet man. But it was so bad, we started replacing a single word in each sentence said with something dirty. We thought this was really creative and thought others should hear it. So we started walking to an open mic and found three coupons to a psychic and she told us we were gonna come into some cash. After pants-ing some skateboarders in the park, we kinda got chased into a borders and kept switching the outside sleeves on hardcovers. Look, long story short, we were funked as shit, tipping cows does not apply to horses, and I found 5 dollars".

"None of that sounds really exciting unless you're drunk".

"Like I said, we were funked".

funked by mary poppinbag March 30, 2011

funked

Your partner releases a boul movement, while being fucked in the ass.

while having anal sex last night, me and my partner funcked. It was gross!!

funked by John March 31, 2005

funked

Having nothing to retort with in a rippings-battle.

Boy1: Your dicks so thin you could pick up signals from space.

Boy2: (silence) Followed up quickly by an angered look.

Boy1: No need for the tears, you've been funked mate.

funked by jaffasurprise March 18, 2011

Funked

The morning after smoking ganjaganja where one feels groggy and tired

I was so funked at brunch the other day I felt like puking.

Funked by TERD SNIFFER December 9, 2017

funked up 

under the beneficial effects of funk music

"Make my funk the P-Funk; I wants to get funked up."

funked up by csimmons November 12, 2007

Funked-Up Monkey Junk 

Used todescribe something that is strange, abnormal, or plain messed-up

Bob: Josh bit Joe on the ear!
Jim: I know, it's crazy!
Random man: That is some funked-up monkey junk!
Everyone in the vicinity: YUP!

Funked-Up Monkey Junk by Youttttt November 29, 2011