"Hey,
man, you wouldn't even believe the night I just had. First we saw Nicholas Cage in that
wizard movie..."
"Woah were you high?"
"Not yet
man. But it was so bad, we started replacing a single word in each sentence said with
something dirty. We thought this was really creative and thought others should hear it. So we started walking to an open mic and found three coupons to a psychic and she told
us we were gonna come into some cash. After pants-ing some skateboarders in the park, we kinda got chased into a borders and kept switching the outside sleeves on hardcovers. Look, long story short, we were funked as
shit, tipping cows does not apply to horses, and I found 5 dollars".
"None of that sounds really exciting unless you're drunk".
"Like I said, we were funked".
