Fumble the bag

Miss out on a chance to make money or fuck something up in the process of getting money, causing you to not be able to get said money

You had a chance to rob him and you didn't? That's how you fumble the bag

by fuckjcsy June 20, 2020

Fumbled the bag

Dennis Schroeder, when declined an $84M extension with the Lakers, to later only sign a $5M deal with the Celtics

“Wow! I can’t believe Dennis fumbled the bag so hard by declining his extension”

by Henny_Benny August 11, 2021

Sponge fumbling

Accidentally sticking your fist up your arse while searching for your favourite sponge in an overly bubbled bath.

I had to throw my bath into the street after my first sponge fumbling.

by Mr WithersSpakeThrust June 4, 2009

fumbled the bag

extremely fucking up

there is no doubt that leon fumbled the bag with alyssa

by Definitionmaster88 April 7, 2022

Humble Fumble

When you’ve got a hookup secured but get too drunk to close the deal.

Ryan pulled the Humble Fumble on the 2 yard line last night. She was literally in his lap and he threw up.

by Quinn666911 September 4, 2020

Waldorf fumble

when your buddy plays the perfect wingman role while talking to some girls at the Waldorf Astoria bar but you decide to crash early and miss the opportunity of a lifetime.

While tossing down drinks at the Waldorf bar, Bruce had the chance to hook up with the woman claiming to be the daughter of one Rue McClanahan of Golden Girls fame, but decided he was too tired to close the deal. The Waldorf fumble must never be repeated.

by MDen May 14, 2009

Fumbling The Bag

Not being able to get into a relationship thats perfectly set up for you

Aaron fumbled the bag within 12 hours. the girl was perfect but once he started typing he was already fumbling the bag

by AJ7865 April 24, 2023