Fully Torqued

Having a fully erect penis, usually in public or a social situation and it is REALLY obvious to everyone.

Guy A: Awh, I was so totally about to score with that chick. I'm going to go back over there and talk to her again.
Guy B: Dude, you can't!
Guy A: Why not?
Guy B: Check it out, you are fully torqued bro.
Guy A: Thanks for the save man.
Guy B: No prob, that's what friends are for.

Fully Torqued by EagalHeart May 16, 2011

fully torqued

being in a permanent state of jubilation and exuberance due to more than excessive amounts of alcohol.

JO: What did u dudes end up doing last night?
BOB: Well after we docked hard we got fully torqued and went surfing.

fully torqued by St;p September 26, 2011

Fully Torqued

A funny weed word, like after you smoke a bunch of weed and crash into something, is a sign that your FULLY TORQUED

Dude one: Dude I just hit a gurl
Dude two: Yeah ur fucking torqued

Dude one: Fuck yeah, i'm fully torqued

Fully Torqued by y3gy2gh4 December 3, 2019

Fully Torqued

When your high as fuck, just a funny weed word.

guy one: Dude I am fully Torqued right now.
guy two: Same my guy

Fully Torqued by y3gy2gh4 December 3, 2019

Fully Torqued

A sarcastic way of saying something is going/will go great. Mainly used for when you know for certain that something will go wrong.

*Band is about to start a song*
Mark: Bro, this band is fully torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: But dude, it's like Fully Torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: Ok

Fully Torqued by Macabrebard2 April 18, 2019

Full Torque 

The absolute hardest boner achievable. Down to fuck with almost any girl, due to a lower level of standards when that horny.

Vin "You would you ever get with her?"
Chris: "Full torque? Of course. Any other time, most likely not,"

Full Torque by Imjchillen69 June 27, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019