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FuckYouDog 

Any big or badass animal that protects it's owner, babies or possessions.
1.The Honey badger "PTSD service animal" is a FUCKYOUDOG because when you screw with it's handler it will FUCK YOU UP.

2. The baby girls Lioness pet is a FUCKYOUDOG because when the little boy teased the girl the Lioness took off his arm.

3. When the burglar realised the owner of the house has a FUCKYOUDOG (Rottweiler, Big angry dog) he decided to leave without the loot.
FuckYouDog by The Dog Handler June 6, 2018
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fuckyoulogy 

Oratory or writing in honor of one recently deceased who will most certainly not be missed.
John Oliver: This is not so much a tribute episode to bin Laden as it is a special "fuckyoulogy" to the big man.
fuckyoulogy by mike r k June 12, 2011

fuckyoulogy 

A vitriolic eulogy in reverse given to mark the passing of someone who's death will not only not be mourned but is to be broadly welcomed. First coined by John Oliver on The Bugle podcast on 6th May 2011 on the occasion of the death of Osama Bin Laden.
"(sings)Shot in the eye, and you're to blame, you give c**ts a bad name. This is not so much a tribute episode to Bin Laden as a special fuckyoulogy to the big man..He's gone from leader of the worlds tedious minority interest pressure group... the man commonly known as the Rowdy Saudi, Terry The Terrorist, The Mighty Douche, The Tora Bora Law Ignorer and the Angry Turnip.."
fuckyoulogy by AndyM(UK) June 8, 2011

fuckyoudude 

is slang to insult some one who has recently insulted you or it is used to cut some ones sentence short. It is said in a fast manner to show that it is one word.
dude your sister is such a slut.(Ryan) Fuckyoudude.(Noah)
fuckyoudude by John Randall January 1, 2009

fuckyourose 

a. a term of endearment commonly used at UMASS Lowell
b. a form of greeting to a friend
c. depending on tone, can be an insult
Person A: "Good Morning sunshine!"
Person B: "Fuckyourose!"
fuckyourose by willmurphy October 26, 2010

fuckyoulol420 

the most sexiest person on the planet, she is so hot fuckyoulol420, please send me photos of your feet -your biggest fan
fuckyoulol420 is hot

Fuckyoulogy 

Also Fuckeulogy. The obituary of a prize cunt. First used by renowned Hollywood actor John Oliver.
At the funeral of Osama bin Laden, the President gave a moving fuckyoulogy, in which he commended bin Laden's soul into death's sweet embrace, saying "he truly was the people's prick".
Fuckyoulogy by mutsqui June 20, 2011
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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