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FuckYouDog 

Any big or badass animal that protects it's owner, babies or possessions.
1.The Honey badger "PTSD service animal" is a FUCKYOUDOG because when you screw with it's handler it will FUCK YOU UP.

2. The baby girls Lioness pet is a FUCKYOUDOG because when the little boy teased the girl the Lioness took off his arm.

3. When the burglar realised the owner of the house has a FUCKYOUDOG (Rottweiler, Big angry dog) he decided to leave without the loot.
FuckYouDog by The Dog Handler June 6, 2018
Words you can keep

fuckyoulogy 

Oratory or writing in honor of one recently deceased who will most certainly not be missed.
John Oliver: This is not so much a tribute episode to bin Laden as it is a special "fuckyoulogy" to the big man.
fuckyoulogy by mike r k June 12, 2011

fuckyoulogy 

A vitriolic eulogy in reverse given to mark the passing of someone who's death will not only not be mourned but is to be broadly welcomed. First coined by John Oliver on The Bugle podcast on 6th May 2011 on the occasion of the death of Osama Bin Laden.
"(sings)Shot in the eye, and you're to blame, you give c**ts a bad name. This is not so much a tribute episode to Bin Laden as a special fuckyoulogy to the big man..He's gone from leader of the worlds tedious minority interest pressure group... the man commonly known as the Rowdy Saudi, Terry The Terrorist, The Mighty Douche, The Tora Bora Law Ignorer and the Angry Turnip.."
fuckyoulogy by AndyM(UK) June 8, 2011

fuckyoudude 

is slang to insult some one who has recently insulted you or it is used to cut some ones sentence short. It is said in a fast manner to show that it is one word.
dude your sister is such a slut.(Ryan) Fuckyoudude.(Noah)
fuckyoudude by John Randall January 1, 2009

fuckyourose 

a. a term of endearment commonly used at UMASS Lowell
b. a form of greeting to a friend
c. depending on tone, can be an insult
fuckyourose by willmurphy October 26, 2010

fuckyoulol420 

the most sexiest person on the planet, she is so hot fuckyoulol420, please send me photos of your feet -your biggest fan
fuckyoulol420 is hot

Fuckyoulogy 

Also Fuckeulogy. The obituary of a prize cunt. First used by renowned Hollywood actor John Oliver.
At the funeral of Osama bin Laden, the President gave a moving fuckyoulogy, in which he commended bin Laden's soul into death's sweet embrace, saying "he truly was the people's prick".
Fuckyoulogy by mutsqui June 20, 2011
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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