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Fucking Machine 

A mechanical device used to simulate human coitus. A more sophisticated version of the much simpler vibrator. The device can be used by females to excite the vagina and by either sex to excite the anus. These devices may be associated with, but are not limited to, BDSM play.

A typical machine works by the transfer of rotational force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.
Shannon couldn't find a date so she stayed home, strapped a big dildo to her fucking machine and cranked it up to full speed till she couldn't take it anymore !
Fucking Machine by zguy September 26, 2009
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Perpetual Fucking Machine 

Noun. A group of no less than 3-5 men who are all chain linked together cock to ass in a circle of endless fucking. This number can vary depending on penis length.
"Hey Hawkins, wanna join my Perpetual Fucking Machine?"

Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.

My FUCKING Washing Machine 

OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING LOUD I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT SHAKES MY ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE SOMETIMES LIKE WTF BRO JUST S T O P.
My FUCKING Washing Machine is so damn loud like why

Fucking the Vendo Machine 

The act of continuously feeding a dollar bill into a vending machine in hopes of getting a Coke or a Snickers.
I had to fuck the vendo machine with my ratty dollar bill for 5 minutes before it finally took it and gave me my Coke!

Some dude was in the break room fucking the vendo machine trying to get a Snickers!

Fucking Machinima Pro 

To be a fucking beast at any game you play. Becoming a fucking machinima pro takes long hours of no-lifeing a game with only 1 goal in mind......Raping noobs. A Machinima pro has a unique gamertag not some used up one like xxxLegitNoScopesxxx or xxxipwnxxx as you can tell a fucking machinima pro has no triple X's in his fucking machinima pro gamertag at all. Want to become a fucking machinima pro then remember the golden rules of gaming.

1) Gaming is more important than eating

2) Gaming is more important than friends , unless those friends game with you

3)Always game with somone you know just so you guys can look like fucking beast with your 30.00 KDs when the match is over.

4) Lastly Always and Always remember to have your Turtle beaches on, Always
Fucking Machinima Pro Games: Call of Duty , any shooter game , etc etc
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