fuck yo couch

disrespect against a person in a humerous way.

fuck yo couch homie!!!

by Dizzzzy May 27, 2006

Fuck your Couch

The ability to fuck a womens couch. The original "Fuck your Couch"

Richard Prior (live on the sunset strip). Rich hooks up with a playboy bunny and heads over to he apartment. When he arrives he is surprised at how nice the apartment is and says "Well If I Don't get to Fuck you I Can Always Fuck your Couch".

by pokerintheear September 11, 2010

Fuck yo couch

A term used when you want to mix things up instead of saying 'fuck you'. If you got screwed over or you got fucked then it can also be changed for that too. It can also refer to as not wanting to get fucked up.

*Person 1 to person 2* "Hey look at that little bitch right there!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "Dude, Fuck yo couch!"
-or-
*Person 1 to person 2* "Man, I just got my couch fucked!!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "How? What happened?"
-or-
*Person 1 to person 2** "I dont want them to fuck my couch!"
*Person 2 to person 1* "Then quit fuckin their couch and nothin will happen."

by The1965Ghost March 2, 2010

fuck your couch

slang use for: "you've got to be kidding"

Boss: "I need that report by 10 am"
Reply: "Sir, fuck your couch"

by Samir Abdul Hasan November 8, 2008

Fuck your couch

An expression of speech originally used by the Girls of Chaos. Used to express disgust, dismay or disbelieve. May also be used as an expression of surprise. Original context removed to protect the identity of those involved. ;)

RL: What did you do last weekend?
HB: I just hung out with xxxxx...
RL: Fuck your couch.

by Girls of Chaos October 24, 2010

Fuck Your Couch

To have your couch fucked, is to have someone be clumsy and careless and mess shit up. It was taken from the Chappelle show only to become a part of craigbonics. Craig, aka pony, spread the word of couch fucking near and far.

Yo D Nuutz, you spilled your cup of water, FUCK YO COUCH! WHY YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE FUCKIN SO MUCH COUCH, NUUTZYYYYYYYYY!

by D Nuutz October 13, 2004

Fuck yo couch nigga

This phrase originated from, was popularized in, and was entered into prominence by Chappelle's Show in episode #204 where Rick James says "fuck yo' couch, nigga" when he is caught kicking mud all over Charlie Murphy's white couch.

The phrase entered pop culture lexicon to mean audacious indifference or apathy in acts of disobedience or to a given situation.

"Man, my girl left me, I am so hurt."

"Man, fuck yo couch nigga, I got my own problems."

by dareeza July 29, 2008