mcdonald's fuckboy

The assholes who made a grilled chicken patty be $2 but a gotdamn mcdouble $1.29

... FUCKBOYS

Those mcdonald's fuckboys are at it again

by fartnuget March 18, 2015

Schrodinger's fuckboy

A guy who seduces a girl by saying sweet nothings, essentially "pouring honey into their ears", acting in a very sweet and caring manner. All this, of course, is to get down with her. Then based on whether or not the girl develops feelings for said guy, he will claim none of the sweet-talk was meant seriously and it was supposed to be taken as a joke.

Girl 1: Hey, gurl, how are things with you and Chad?
Girl 2: Pretty fucking bad, ngl. He's a Schrodinger's fuckboy.
Girl 1: Why? What do you mean?
Girl 2: Remember when I got super dreamy about all the sweet things he said to me? You know - how I'm his sweetheart and all that?
Girl 1: Yeah, and?
Girl 2: I directly asked where we were relationship-wise, and he straight up told me he meant all that as a joke.
Girl 1: Yeah, that's a textbook Schrodinger's fuckboy.

by beelzabub May 25, 2020

Schrödinger's Fuckboy

His request for nudes is simultaneously serious and a joke until the box is opened and the requestee reacts.

Person 1: "You know, we fed that fat retarded guy LSD last night and sang greek-orthodox chants, circling him last night, his reactions were amazing, hahaha!" Person 2: "WTF, are you for real, did you just assume my gender?" Person 1: "No, I was just kidding. Pls send me nudes tho hahaha." Person 2: "What no, I'm not gonna send you nudes!?" Person 1: "Hey, I was just joking, I thought that was our vibe" Person2 to its friends: "Wow, Person 1 definitly is a Schrödinger's Fuckboy ...."

by mantadim April 30, 2023

Fuckboy Squad

A group of young, usually Caucasian, males who spend their time drinking red bull, watching porn, and comparing dick length. They find enjoyment in pestering girls for nudes and telling racist jokes. Often seen wearing cargo shorts, joggers, snapbacks, or any Nike apparel.

A Fuckboy Squad consists of boys with the biggest egos, but the smallest penises.

by Fuckboy Exclusive March 27, 2015

Fuckboy Syndrome

A chronic disease, in which a chemical imbalance located between the testicles and brain cause the affected male to act and think in a distorted and perverted way. No one knows the exact cause of Fuckboy Syndrome, but it is said to be both genetic and conditioned. If this disease is left to manifest, it will consume the fuckboys life and actions. How to tell if your dealing with a fuckboy? Ever heard "bros before hoes" "wanna come over and watch netflix?' "shes crazy" "send me a pic?" .. hes probably a fuckboy. If your dealing with one, or have someone in your life that shows symptoms : uncontrollably liking and commenting on girls pics, wearing douchy white sunglasses, and being extremely cocky and self righteous. You should proceed with caution. There is no known cure yet, but educating the population is a good start.

"I feel bad for him, I mean he cant even help it, he clearly suffers from Fuckboy Syndrome"
"Hes such a fuckboy, he flirts with everyone"
"poor her, her boyfriend shows alot of fuckboy symptoms"

by #inlovewithafuckboy July 22, 2016

fuckboy supreme

He is the ultimate leader of the fuckboys. He is enough of a bitch to have the ability to not only wear Nike elite socks, Jordan, and basketballs shorts BUT also the next day wear the rich country club boy outfit as well ( colored shorts, vans/Sperry, polo shirt )
- popular
- thinks he's all that
- constantly talks about dicks
- yet is a homophobic
- is an ultimate douchebag

- hey I saw a herd of fuckboys the other day
- was Jake with them? Heard he was the fuckboy supreme
- naw it was a different clan
- he must've given them his blessing for getting pussy

by FandomMania March 17, 2015

fuckboy syndrome

an incurable disease that leads to perpetual immaturity and disrespect towards most women. common symptoms may include but are not limited to: no communication skills, living in their mothers basement, never-ending weed smoking, no job, constant GTA playing, and refusal to grow up and act like the adult that they should be.

A: "why is he suddenly snapchatting me showing me new clothes like I give a fuck?! we haven't talked in a month and now this? SNAPCHAT??? what in the actual fuck is happening..."

S: "it's fuckboy syndrome. don't fall for his tricks!"

by FAPdictionary July 5, 2015