by BlackGuyWhoHasSecrets February 25, 2020
by MoreThanYouKnow February 25, 2020
A phrase that is used by a friend of mine, who claims it is just a phrase, but whenever he says it, it all sounds like one word.
Chris: Dude Fucking, Whaddaya call it? Did you do your math homework?
or
Dude fucking all last night I was up playing Oblivion...
or
Dude fucking all last night I was up playing Oblivion...
by LynchMob10-09 November 18, 2008
I opened the cupboard to grab a glass out and as I shut it I pinched my finger so I grabbed my hand and yelled out loud, “FUCK ME AND CALL ME SALLY!” Works like a charm every time!
by jpants24 October 6, 2017
When he asked a girl out she would never respond, so he yelled " Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally " in the local library. He was left frustrated at her stupidity.
by Mill3rth3Kill3r15 April 29, 2015
Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.
by Pinkie_Flamingo October 13, 2016
Expletive; usually used to express extreme dismay or anger in a situation deemed as very surreal or upsetting. It is appropriate in instances where one can do very little to improve upon a terrible situation, and therefore can only find recourse in swearing and/or expression of rage. "Cunt" may be substituted for "bitch" if an even stronger pejorative is desired; adjectives can be added on to "ass" and "bitch" if further appropriation is necessary.
Listen, I'm very sorry to tell you this, but I told her about your relationship with Lizzy and I doubt that she will ever get over it." "Thanks for screwing up my life, asshole! Fuck my ass and call me a bitch, huh!?
by Lax1334 June 6, 2011