Fuck on a biscuit

An exclamation usually sccreamed after experiencing pain. See also, ohh fuck, holy shit, and Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Fuck on a biscuit i just shot my left ball off!

by Raul Sampsonov July 05, 2003

fuck the biscuit

v. essentially, a different way to word; to fuck up.

"Dude you're putting those Tetris blocks in the wrong place! You're completely fucking the biscuit!"

"I fucked the biscuit cause I didn't do my homework"

"You didn't study for the test!? Oh crap, hope you don't don't fuck the biscuit!"

by MMjr March 28, 2009

Fuck biscuit

A girl who is so good to fuck you don't even care if she makes you pancakes in the morning.

"Hey man, did you have breakfast this morning?"
"Nah. I had all I could handle with my little fuck biscuit last night."

by Graham nation June 29, 2013

fuck biscuits

A term relavant to that of hell. It is used to describe a state of unhappiness. It is mostly used as a simily to describe a form of discomfort.

Dude, its hot as fuck biscuits out here.

by phonermanon June 13, 2010

fuck biscuit

like okay a fuck biscuit is when you knock a ho up and like you accidently left i little fuck biscuit in her

"dude i guess i didnt use a rubber,
HAHA dude you have a fuck biscuit in her,
yea dude i knocked the ho up"

by julian_boredom December 25, 2007

fuckety fuck biscuits

An negative expression used to communicate extreme irritation or anger.

I’ve forgotten my keys? oh fuckety fuck biscuits, i can’t take this anymore.

by snaxaphone July 30, 2023

Fuck Biscuit

A fuck biscuit is something you call your friends who are dumb and outright idiots used as a slur in heated arguments

Stfu you stupid fuck biscuit.

by Daddy1246 August 09, 2021