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Fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

Popularized by the movie, "The Heathers", this phrase is said in response to a request one deems impossible or absurd (much like being gently fucked with a chainsaw). It's basically a way of showing someone how ridiculous what they've just asked sounds.

Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”
Dylan: "Hey Nick can I borrow your car once its out of the shop?"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"

fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

First used (?) in "Heathers" http://imdb.com/title/tt0097493/ , probably more close to meaning "well, I'll be damned" or "Well, kiss my ass".
Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

a sarcastic term implying "what a load of crap"
or, "bullshit". can also be used as a expression of anger.
: hilary, i did NOT have sex with that woman...
: um... fuck me gently with a chainsaw, bill.

or...

: how was that test?
: fuck me gently with a chainsaw, mike.

fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

"it's just heather, why can't we talk to different kinds of people?"

"fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do i look like mother teresa? if i did, i probably wouldn't mind talking to the geek squad"

fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

a phrase for "i hate my life" or simaraly, "fuck my life" popularized by the eighties cult classic movie "Heathers" starting Winona Ryder.
"you want me to go talk to those losers? fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

fuck me gently with a 2 x 4 

a verbal proclaimation proclaiming surprise or amazement
Charlie, you know that adopted sister of yours that moved to New York, burnadette, wasn't it? well, while she was away she had a sex change and now she is Burnie. Charlie, eyes wide open proclaims " well fuck me gently with a 2 x 4"
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