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fuck load 

a lot, a bunch, a shit load
dam thers a fuck load of shit in that porto-potty
fuck load by the whackenator September 23, 2004
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Fuck Load 

1. A Massive amount ejcaulate exiting ones penis, or dripping from a recievers gaping rectal cavity.

1. "After Joe finished fucking Kate, she squatted over his mouth and let the FUCK LOAD drip into his mouth."

2. "My God Mike, the FUCK LOAD you sprayed onto my tits sure was warm and moist."
Fuck Load by Pak Zedersen May 30, 2008

Fuck Load 

Seven (7) of any item.
Any item numbering seven (7) shall be considered a fuck load
James "How many boxes to ship?"
Russ "One box shy of a fuck load!"
JP "Make that a full fuck load boys, got the last box to load this fuck the fuck up"


Fuck Load by captain_sideburns December 23, 2008

Fuck load 

Unit of measurement used to describe someone with ten or more of an object. e.g. 'That pimp has a fuck load of hoes, wouldn't you say Tarquin?'
'That pimp has a fuck load of hoes, wouldn't you say Tarquin?'

'What's the situation?' 'Two blokes and a fuck load of cutlery'
Fuck load by ChelbyLea January 24, 2012

Fuck Load 

Fuck Load- A massive load of cum after a mighty bj
Tammie gave Jerry a mighty bj and ate his massive fuck load.
Fuck Load by fuckoffyougutterslut February 11, 2014

Fuck-Load 

About 2 Tablespoons

J.R.A
No use crying over a fuck-load of spilled milk.
Fuck-Load by SwamperSwampy July 28, 2018

fuck load of toast 

its a term used for measuring large quantitiees of toast
Hey bill, how much toast do you have? Man i have a fuck load of toast
fuck load of toast by fuzzy345 January 28, 2011
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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