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Fuck cheese 

(n.) The leftover buildup of orgasmic fluids around the head of the penis after a sexual encounter. Usually discovered when dried to a white crust the following morning.
That girl was so hot it took a jackhammer to get the fuck cheese off!
Fuck cheese by Catie :) January 18, 2005
Words you can keep

Fuck cheese 

It is a backwords way of saying Cheese fuck. A "Cheese Fuck" is someone who fucks cheese.
Your such a fuck cheese!
What a cheese fuck, I'm leaving!
Fuck cheese by Fishman October 20, 2004

grandma's fuck cheese  

When a young adult has sex, usually in porno's, with a mature woman (60+) and licks her vagina that hasn't been shaved nor cleaned. This creates a foaming substance, almost like cheese, where the young man takes it and shoves it into her anus, where the cheese like substance is used as a lubricant.
"Yo dude, Jack played with that grandma's fuck cheese last night. Eck!!"

Arragant Fuck-cheese 

A selfish person with no care about others feelings and a huge Ego see:larryc
-I'm an arragant fuckcheese, isnt it great.
-I like to rape chikens and rolfy

fuck yo cheese 

The most offensive thing you can say to someone
Chris: Nigga your shoes are ugly. Johnston: These penny loafers, fuck yo cheese
fuck yo cheese by CJ-BP December 3, 2011

Fuck E Cheese 

I ate an entire pizza at Fuck E Cheese with a cup of orange soda and bowled a perfect game in Skee ball and played some air hockey
Fuck E Cheese by D Flawless May 8, 2021

swiss cheese fuck 

verb - While having sex every 20 seconds you switch to a different hole. You do this repeatedly and in any hole you like.
Guy 1:

Hey man last night was crazy. Fucked her in the pussy, then ass, got some head, went for a titty fuck, in the ass again, and the back for some old school pussy.

Guy 2:
Holy shit man. You swiss cheese fucked her.
swiss cheese fuck by Gonz!!! May 4, 2009
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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