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Care Fuck 

When you’re not making love to a person but you still care enough to fuck them well.
Johnny was a one night stand but at least he care fucked me. Not like Steve who just fucked me. Dick.”

“How was your one night stand? You at least care fucked her right?”
Care Fuck by TurdWhisperer January 20, 2023

fuck do i care 

Something to say when you genuinely do not care.
Person 1 = My dad got into a car crash.
Person 2 = Damn thats crazy and all but "fuck do i care".

Fuck if i care 

The phrase “fuck if i care” is a way of saying “ i dont care “. It is sometimes used to highlight the level of which you do not care. the difference can be veiwed as

eg.“ i dont care” vs “ i dont give a fuck
Person 1 ( annoying mf )

People in 3rd world countries are dying! How can you waste food

Person 2 (chill ahh mf)
Bru…” fuck if i care”, kids be dyin in Africa and shi but, WE DONT LIVE IN FUCKING AFRICA

I don't care if you fuck chickens

means I do not care what you fuck.. dudes,ladies or chickens.. makes no difference as long you not fuckin me..
Bubba tells me he gay...I say to him "I don't care if you fuck chickens" as long as you don't try to include me in your little soap opera...

who the fuck cares

Who the fuck cares hasn't been defined because no one gives a shit
Jimmy cracked corn and who the fuck cares
who the fuck cares by Trypno August 30, 2013

No one cares, shut the fuck up 

When no one gives a fuck about your urban dictionary name
Stop posting your urban dictionary name! No one cares, shut the fuck up