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Care Fuck
“Johnny was a one night stand but at least he care fucked me. Not like Steve who just fucked me. Dick.”
“How was your one night stand? You at least care fucked her right?”
“How was your one night stand? You at least care fucked her right?”
Care Fuck by TurdWhisperer January 20, 2023
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Fuck care • who the fuck cares • carefuck • fuck do i care • Fuck if i care • I don't care if you fuck chickens • No one cares, shut the fuck up • INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your • My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck • fuck
fuck do i care
fuck do i care by richniggaisfriendless January 10, 2022
Fuck if i care
The phrase “fuck if i care” is a way of saying “ i dont care “. It is sometimes used to highlight the level of which you do not care. the difference can be veiwed as
eg.“ i dont care” vs “ i dont give a fuck”
eg.“ i dont care” vs “ i dont give a fuck”
Person 1 ( annoying mf )
People in 3rd world countries are dying! How can you waste food
Person 2 (chill ahh mf)
Bru…” fuck if i care”, kids be dyin in Africa and shi but, WE DONT LIVE IN FUCKING AFRICA
People in 3rd world countries are dying! How can you waste food
Person 2 (chill ahh mf)
Bru…” fuck if i care”, kids be dyin in Africa and shi but, WE DONT LIVE IN FUCKING AFRICA
Fuck if i care by lil nightmare May 3, 2024
I don't care if you fuck chickens
means I do not care what you fuck.. dudes,ladies or chickens.. makes no difference as long you not fuckin me..
Bubba tells me he gay...I say to him "I don't care if you fuck chickens" as long as you don't try to include me in your little soap opera...
I don't care if you fuck chickens by Dam you November 21, 2005
who the fuck cares
who the fuck cares by Trypno August 30, 2013
No one cares, shut the fuck up
No one cares, shut the fuck up by Wkspspzp November 23, 2021
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
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"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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