Fuck the Duck 

Fuck the Duck or Fucking the duck is the act of being lazy. You are supposed to be doing something but instead you're "fucking the duck". If you are being really lazy it's called Fucking the Royal Duck.

"I thought Bill was going to help clean up theses leaves?" "No, he went to go fuck the duck."

"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".

Fuck the Duck by dirtykurty September 7, 2010

Fuck the duck 

A sex position in which the female has the duck face while the penis goes into the anus

"did you see joe?"
"no he's doing the fuck the duck with the slut"

Fuck the duck by kaunis4041 August 18, 2012

Fuck the duck until exploded 

Keep fucking that chicken for a multilingual world. The notion that, if you're translating something into a language you don't really understand, you're probably going to get it wrong, so you might as well really go for it and get it as wrong as you possibly can. Originates from a Chinese restaurant menu.

I can't believe I have ten minutes to translate this sign into twenty different languages, none of which I speak, and at least half of which can be rendered obscene by a single misplaced punctuation mark" "So what? Fuck the duck until exploded!

Fuck the duck until exploded by sanvein December 4, 2010

fuck the duck's head until it's exploded 

干爆鸭头

Suppose you are in a Chinese restaurant.
"Which dish do you prefer?"
"fuck the duck's head until it's exploded."

fuck the duck's head until it's exploded by Mr. ssb July 17, 2020

fuck fuck in the duck duck suck 

uttered only when your frustrated or pissed off

Bob: do u remember the last time u saw my wallet?

Fred: ya i think u left it in the cinema

Bob: now you tell me?...fuck fuck in the duck duck suck!!

fuck fuck in the duck duck suck by motherfucking mike June 19, 2008

Greasy duck what the fuck 

What you say to greet the homies

Person 1: *Walks in door*
Person 2: Greasy duck what the fuck?

Greasy duck what the fuck by ComputingCat January 19, 2024

fuck a duck in the titturd 

when you get pissed off at something that happened

fuck a duck in the titturd i missplaced my car keys

fuck a duck in the titturd i missed out on a large wedge tornado

fuck a duck in the titturd by The Bandit May 3, 2008