A fight where the word 'fuck' is used basically every other word.
Ted: I fucking hate you, fucking idiot!
Jimolina: Fuck off. Go fuck your fucking mom!
Ted: Jimolina, fuck off! Why don't you fucking go and fucking fuck yourself!
Jimolina: Fuck it, I'm going fucking home.
Ted: Fine, fucker. At least I don't pussy out of fuck fights.
A competition between two combatants of who can use the word "fuck" in the most awesomest way against eachother. A game of fate where the loser will perish. Usually a referee is present.
aka ForF (pronounced forf). That feeling you get when you are prevented from being intimate with someone you desire, causing irrational behaviors.
Usually preceded by built up tension due to lack of contact for long periods of time.
We are always so busy that when we finally get together we wonder, "Is this going to be a fuck or fight?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.