Fuck cheese

(n.) The leftover buildup of orgasmic fluids around the head of the penis after a sexual encounter. Usually discovered when dried to a white crust the following morning.

That girl was so hot it took a jackhammer to get the fuck cheese off!

by Catie :) January 19, 2005

Fuck cheese

It is a backwords way of saying Cheese fuck. A "Cheese Fuck" is someone who fucks cheese.

Your such a fuck cheese!
What a cheese fuck, I'm leaving!

by Fishman October 21, 2004

Swiss Fucking Cheese

A phrase often used while getting angry at the Impossible Game because you couldn't beat level 2. Used on RoosterTeeth's Rage Quit.

<Playing The Impossible Game> Alright you got this, you got this you square motherfucker....you got the *dies* s...Swiss Fucking Cheese, God Dammit!

by Sypher2015 April 06, 2013

grandma's fuck cheese

When a young adult has sex, usually in porno's, with a mature woman (60+) and licks her vagina that hasn't been shaved nor cleaned. This creates a foaming substance, almost like cheese, where the young man takes it and shoves it into her anus, where the cheese like substance is used as a lubricant.

"Yo dude, Jack played with that grandma's fuck cheese last night. Eck!!"

by SexEd.com July 07, 2008

grill fucking cheese

1.another sentence for oh crap or when shit hits the fan

2. A similar word to hell yeah

1. person 1; hey man, I think your girlfriend know's the other chick

person 2: grill fucking cheese
2. yo, I lost my virginity

you: grill fucking cheese! (high five)

by dannyishere132 January 12, 2011

Arragant Fuck-cheese

A selfish person with no care about others feelings and a huge Ego see:larryc

-I'm an arragant fuckcheese, isnt it great.
-I like to rape chikens and rolfy

by TimStone July 06, 2004

fuck a cheese

i was so bored and feeling really crazy, I decided to write some random thing into the keyboard. this is what came up: fuck a cheese.

i'll just say, how bout you fuck a cheese? you seem that horny or bored

by Not Aaron Krause October 29, 2013