A Minnesota fuck fest is where a group of people have an orgy in a meat locker, or some sort of large freezer.

Guy 1: Hey bro, we should have a Minnesota fuck fest.

Guy 2: I'm down, but we will have to find some other people.

Guy 1: okay, let me go grab my winter coat.
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Minnesota Fuck Fest
by Jtaylorftw123 October 19, 2013
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An activity in which many individuals proceed to insert hands and fingers into a large concentrated group of females.
Doug is a Finger Fucking Fest Beast.
He's all about the finger banging since he can't get his dick hard. He purposely walks between groups of girls at parties and tries to slide his hand up their skirt and pokes. Then he smells his fingers. Sick Fuck.
by Griz April 6, 2004
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It’s basically a family reunion with extra steps, baby wipes, blood and Multiple rats.
Why didn’t you answer the phone?

I was at an incest fuck fest!
by Marypoppinthatpussy June 17, 2020
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having sex while teleporting somewhere in a teleportation machine
we fucked in a teleportation machine and joined the futuristic fuck fest
by layla and filip July 14, 2019
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A word describing a huge worthless event with a lot of people and a small meaning.
If there's a lot of people at a bookfair for example, you say " damn, what a crumble fuck fest"
by Kyle Roberts May 1, 2008
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when 8 or more springer kids get to get together in one place and proceed to have a big oragy where everyone contracts 3 or more std's
my whole class got 4 std's from the last springer fuck fest
by jackadogoff January 11, 2011
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Tuned bagin'. Throttled fuckin'. Boozy beaver damage, with no end in sight.
I don't think Sarah ever thought her subtle advances would dissolve into a booze fueled fuck fest.
by Deezy Frost May 12, 2011
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