Just Fuck Me

A person, typically a girl, who wants a man to have sex with her, usually she wants hard sex.

Dylan, get it out and just fuck me!

by DefinitionsDefinitions June 25, 2022

are you trying to fuck with me?

don't mess with me

are you trying to fuck with me?

by Khado April 15, 2017

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 2, 2019

Fuck me running

Fuck me running...

Fuck me running in the ass ... I can't believe this is happening to me Again.

by The#1 golden queen April 15, 2023

Fuck me gran gran

The act of having sex with a 65 + year old.

"Lets go grandma. Time for me to fuck me gran gran"

by Ploptwat May 4, 2022

Fuck me dry

When you ask someone to fuck you dry when you’re in the mood 😏. Usually until everyone is dry.

Girl: Me and my friend want to fuck you dry
Boy: Alright! 😏😏😏 Can’t wait for you both to fuck me dry.

by Pop_tart._. November 13, 2018

don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.

Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'

by Phoro June 12, 2022