Fubar News

A community Facebook page in North East Scotland. This page gives local news in Aberdeen and Aberdeenshire. The information is submitted by people. Road Traffic Accidents, groups of kids hanging about etc.. Because of this the posts may be inaccurate or may not have actually happened. The page is also an outlet for people to show their own horrible views in the comments.

Mel : OMG theres people in a van going around Aberdeen stealing dogs.
Ewan: Theres nothing on the Police Scotland facebook page and no one has commented that their dog has been stolen.
Mel : But it's true it's on Fubar News.

Fubar News by AberdeenButtery May 3, 2021

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Fubar News

A Facebook page based in North East Scotland that gives local news The logo is a pair of binoculars , that thinks that they are doing good for society, but in reality is a cesspit, a place for curtain twitchers, a place for people in Aberdeen and Aberdeenshire to form lynch mobs even if the story is not true.

Melissa: Theres a van going around Aberdeen stealing dogs
Gary: No there isn't
Jade: It's on Fubar News it must be true.

Fubar News by AberdeenButtery May 3, 2021

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