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FUBAR BUNDY 

Irreverant emergency department slang.

Considered unprofessional, as with many other informal terms, although a certain amount of gallows humour is a common part of emergency medical practice, used as a coping mechanism for severely traumatic experiences.

F**ked up beyond all recovery, but unfortunately not dead yet.

Used to refer to a mortally-injured patient who has no chance of survival but is still clinging to life by a thread. The job of the ED staff here is to ensure that the person's last minutes/hours are as comfortable and as dignified as possible.
"Doctor, you need to see the man in cubicle 7. BIBA (brought in by ambulance) from that pile-up on the M60 - he's FUBAR BUNDY but you'll want to set up a diamorphine infusion ASAP."
FUBAR BUNDY by Dr. Nash March 19, 2008
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fubarbundy 

Fucked up beyond all recognition but unfortunately not dead yet

Used to describe a patient who is going to die but has not done so yet
The patient with their head hanging on by a sinew was fubarbundy
fubarbundy by Dr J January 9, 2006

fubrbundy 

That patient's clearly FUBRBUNDY
fubrbundy by dodgy digga June 18, 2006

FUBRBUNDY 

Fucked up beyond recognition but unfortunately not dead yet!!!
Napleton Cadillac is at the FUBRBUNDY point at this time.
FUBRBUNDY by MYTSKARY August 23, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004