Fruited Up

(a person) Looking or dressed as if they are going to participate in activities stereotypically associated with gay people.

A: Do you like what I'm wearing to starbucks?
B: You look absolutely fruited up babe.

by MonotoneWombat April 25, 2022

Fruit up

Getting your tackle felt at public or grammar school.

Here boy, fruit me up and I won't report you to sir for playing soggy biscuit with Hodges and Wilkinson-Smythe.
fruit up

by Stevie Wankychops November 13, 2005

Fruit roll uped

To blow a man with a fruit roll up around his penis. Made popular by Lauren Morman.

Did you hear about justin and lauren?
Yeah! She totally fruit roll uped him!

by Fruit roll uped November 12, 2010

fruit roll up

When a girl wraps a fruit roll up around your penis and she licks/sucks/nibbles the candy until is dissinagrates on your penis (intercourse highly not reccomended afterwards)

"What did you and that chick do last night?"
"She gave me a fruit roll up if you know what I mean bro."

by JustOutOfCuriosity March 5, 2016

Fruit Roll Up

A Homosexual in a sleeping bag.

by Leon February 27, 2003

Fruit Roll Up

A fruit snack made by Betty Crocker, not a gay person in a sleeping bag or something dirty you idiots.

Person 1: Do you want a fruit roll up?
Person 2: You mean a gay person in a sleeping bag?
Person 1: No, idiot. It's a fruit snack.

by fakename06 October 30, 2018

Fruit blow up

When a girl gives you head while your dick is wrapped in a fruit roll up

Shawty: "I don't want to give you head. Your dick tastes bad!"
Bro: "What if I wrap it in a fruit roll up?"
Shawty: "Oh hell yes! I'll give you a fruit blow up whenever you want!"

by I Hump Llamas February 28, 2017