Frosty Johnson

A 'Frosty Johnson' is a mountaineer term to describe the chilling of the male's private area due to the cold temperatures in the mountains.

Ah, getting a bit of a Frosty Johnson up here

Frosty Johnson by Johnny "Frosty" Johnson November 1, 2009

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Frosty Johnson

When a man is getting some dome, and the female has a slushy currently in her mouth currently.

man a "Why you shivering man, its July?"

Man B "Dude, you know that hot WaWa lady, she just gave me a frosty johnson"

Man A "Sick man, thats better AC!"

Frosty Johnson by Snack Foods April 15, 2009

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Frosty Johnson

Doing strange or foolish things in real life in order to dilute search terms for something you want to bury online.

Boris Johnson was out there frosty johnsoning again -- talking about how he likes to paint red buses. It's even more blatant than that Warner Brothers announcing a fake live-action Frosty the Snowman movie to distract from workplace harassment allegations.

Frosty Johnson by Forklift Buddy October 1, 2021

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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