Frosty Johnson

A 'Frosty Johnson' is a mountaineer term to describe the chilling of the male's private area due to the cold temperatures in the mountains.

Ah, getting a bit of a Frosty Johnson up here

by Johnny "Frosty" Johnson November 1, 2009

Frosty Johnson

When a man is getting some dome, and the female has a slushy currently in her mouth currently.

man a "Why you shivering man, its July?"

Man B "Dude, you know that hot WaWa lady, she just gave me a frosty johnson"

Man A "Sick man, thats better AC!"

by Snack Foods April 15, 2009

Frosty Johnson

Doing strange or foolish things in real life in order to dilute search terms for something you want to bury online.

Boris Johnson was out there frosty johnsoning again -- talking about how he likes to paint red buses. It's even more blatant than that Warner Brothers announcing a fake live-action Frosty the Snowman movie to distract from workplace harassment allegations.

by Forklift Buddy October 1, 2021