the freezing sensation that occurs when you're outside for too long when its cold and the tip of your penis freezes so bad you feel like its getting pricked by needles.
"I just had a 3 hour snow ball fight and my dick hurts like a bitch."
"Oh you must have frost crotch."
"Oh you must have frost crotch."
by Datbass January 7, 2014
dude 1: hey how was your night last night with Amy?
Dude 2: oh man, I glaze her up good and left her covered in crotch frosting like a krispy kreme
Dude 2: oh man, I glaze her up good and left her covered in crotch frosting like a krispy kreme
by spank master flex December 7, 2012
When I girl sticks her hand in ice for ten minutes then grabs your crotch while your sleeping and records it as a hilarious prank
by Smallcreep July 14, 2014
The area between a man's legs including the scrotum and penis that either is infested with STD's or has just experienced a horrific snowstorm.
by Day of the Dead May 2, 2011