Friendship

fake

friendship is fake and we will all die alone

by BakugoBestHeroFiteMe November 22, 2019

Friendship

Friendship is a usually one-sided relationship between two people in which one person talks about their feelings, while the other responds with eye-rolls and sarcasm.

A typical conversation between friends:
"What is your family like?"
"Stop psychoanalyzing me."
-Friendship

by museochick December 15, 2014

friendship

Friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together.

Taken from Llamas with Hats.

Wanna do something tonight?" "Sure, but what?" "Hmm, I don't know. How about we go munch a well-cooked face together?" "Sounds awesome, because we're friends, and that's what friendship is." "Woo! As long as they're not raw... because that's just gross.

by Benjamin Dover the Third April 5, 2011

Friendship

Two pals munching on a perfectly roasted face together.

Carl: "But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now"

Paul: "What? Why?"

Carl: "Because we're friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a perfectly roasted face together."

by Lightning533 January 5, 2011

Friendship

A bond between two people.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth.

by AguileraVoiceClone November 6, 2009

Friendship

Is magic. Something I don't have.

MY LITTLE PONY MY LITTLE PONY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC DAMMIT

by bluuskkye77 September 23, 2018

Friendship

Having the weirdest, randomest yet most logical, serious conversations with someone.

Dude, we were just talking about buns and socks for the past hour while sober. This is true friendship.

by TheLastBug May 15, 2015