Friction cook Share definition Flag Slang term for any sort of masturbation that cause rubbing or “friction” to cause pleasure. My wife is a real chef, last night she friction cooked my sausage and finished it off with an Alfredo sauce. Friction cook by Dagalags May 28, 2025 0 0 Get merch Get the Friction cook mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch