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Freezer Tetris 

The act of storing frozen goods in a freezer in order to maximize space, esp. when a large quantity of perishables must be stored in a smaller refrigeration unit.

Like the Nintendo game from which the term was derived, Freezer Tertis involves shifting and rotating boxes of frozen goods in order to fill any empty spaces.
Um, we're going to have to play Freezer Tetris if you want to fit all of this stuff in there.
Freezer Tetris by aeromat November 14, 2006
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Freezer Tetris 

A game in which a person sitting in a freezer is timed to see how long he or she can play Tetris before they either a) Die in-game b) Get too cold and get out, or c) pass out, freeze, or are otherwise rendered unable to play.

A large hatch-open freezer is usually emptied out to play and is left open in order to see the gameboy screen on older gameboys, but also to make sure the contestant isn't cheating and to prevent accidents.
Want to go play some Freezer Tetris? I hear Patrick once lasted in there for 45 minutes.
Freezer Tetris by Mick S. July 23, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016