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free will 

the idea that you could have acted in a different way
the idea that alternative actions are possible for you
the idea that you did not have to do what you did
the idea that you have a choice about what you do
the idea that you are responsible for your actions
When confronted by a woman's cleavage, he could not help but look. At that moment he knew free will was a myth.
free will by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009

Freefill 

The art of refilling drinks for free at a fast food store and seeing how long you can keep the cup.

Rankings:

not even a day: rookie
1 week: getting there
1 month: ledgend
6 months: prince
1 year: absolute ledgend (king)
5 years: you are either homeless or fucked in the head
10 years: kill yourself (cant believe you did it)
Hey bra just gonna go get my freefill. ive been getting these badboys for years
Freefill by cuntirooti July 6, 2009

Free Will 

Free Will is a free and independent choice by a voluntary decision and the power of making free choices that are unconstrained.
"you took on the responsibility of your own free will"
Free Will by In My Own World... December 9, 2009

Freefill 

"I love fountain soda, and more importantly, I love Freefills!"
Freefill by icwish May 31, 2009

Free Will Baptist Church

A church that believes one can walk away from their salvation. Freewill Baptists are contrary to Baptists in this regard as Baptists believe once one has been saved, they are always saved.
The National Association of Free Will Baptists have over 2,400 churches in 42 states and 14 foreign countries. Free Will Baptist Churches are conservative.
Free Will Baptist Church by Perk25 January 6, 2006

Free will 

It isn't real
Free will is a myth, it's just not real and you can't do anything about it
Free will by Existential_fear June 13, 2019
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