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free will 

the idea that you could have acted in a different way
the idea that alternative actions are possible for you
the idea that you did not have to do what you did
the idea that you have a choice about what you do
the idea that you are responsible for your actions
When confronted by a woman's cleavage, he could not help but look. At that moment he knew free will was a myth.
free will by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009

Freefill 

The art of refilling drinks for free at a fast food store and seeing how long you can keep the cup.

Rankings:

not even a day: rookie
1 week: getting there
1 month: ledgend
6 months: prince
1 year: absolute ledgend (king)
5 years: you are either homeless or fucked in the head
10 years: kill yourself (cant believe you did it)
Hey bra just gonna go get my freefill. ive been getting these badboys for years
Freefill by cuntirooti July 6, 2009

Free Will 

Free Will is a free and independent choice by a voluntary decision and the power of making free choices that are unconstrained.
"you took on the responsibility of your own free will"
Free Will by In My Own World... December 9, 2009

Freefill 

"I love fountain soda, and more importantly, I love Freefills!"
Freefill by icwish May 31, 2009

Free Will Baptist Church

A church that believes one can walk away from their salvation. Freewill Baptists are contrary to Baptists in this regard as Baptists believe once one has been saved, they are always saved.
The National Association of Free Will Baptists have over 2,400 churches in 42 states and 14 foreign countries. Free Will Baptist Churches are conservative.
Free Will Baptist Church by Perk25 January 6, 2006

Free will 

Free will is a myth, it's just not real and you can't do anything about it
Free will by Existential_fear June 13, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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