A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.
http://xkcd.com/462/
http://xkcd.com/462/
While surfing the internet, Randall, a sufferer of Freemanic Paracusia, was confronted with a spam advertisement and found comfort in the thought of Morgan Freeman reading it aloud to him: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my, isn't that something."
by Threegunvash October 17, 2008
Get the Freemanic Paracusiamug. Guy1: "Dammit, since I read xkcd I've had Freemanic Paracusia."
Guy2: "You really need to get out more."
Guy2: "You really need to get out more."
by Brainiac42 October 9, 2008
Get the Freemanic Paracusiamug. by doublechris October 12, 2008
Get the Freemanic Paracusiamug. Even this Viagra spam is soothing when heard through the distorting perception of Freemanic Paracusia: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my. Isn't *that* something."
by Zephyr Greene October 8, 2008
Get the Freemanic Paracusiamug. by dork who reads xkcd October 8, 2008
Get the freemanic paracusiamug.