Freedom Boner
Freedom Boner by justzach June 13, 2018
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freedom boner
when you get an erection from doing something epic or doing something that requires bad-mother-fucker-ness
freedom boner by mothafucka-jones August 4, 2012
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Freedom Boner
Wife: how come you always have an erection when you get home from working at the construction site? Are you gay?
Husband: Don't worry baby, it's just a freedom boner
Husband: Don't worry baby, it's just a freedom boner
Freedom Boner by antillianboy August 5, 2010
Freedom Boner
A symbolic or literal erection one obtains in moments of great national pride, or when someone says something incredibly patriotic.
Freedom Boner by Coinlaundry27 November 26, 2025
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