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freedom boner 

when you get an erection from doing something epic or doing something that requires bad-mother-fucker-ness
zach and andrew were talking about basic training and after basic zach said he had a freedom boner

Freedom Boner 

1. The erection you get when you free your penis from your tight underwear.
Wife: how come you always have an erection when you get home from working at the construction site? Are you gay?

Husband: Don't worry baby, it's just a freedom boner
Freedom Boner by antillianboy August 5, 2010

Freedom Boner

A symbolic or literal erection one obtains in moments of great national pride, or when someone says something incredibly patriotic.
I got such a freedom boner when I heard his speech.

Damn, that gives me such a freedom boner!
Freedom Boner by Coinlaundry27 November 26, 2025

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026