Freedom Boner 

To become figuratively erect during a moment of nationalistic pride.

I got a huge freedom boner when the NFL mandated the players stand for the national anthem.

Freedom Boner by justzach June 13, 2018

freedom boner 

when you get an erection from doing something epic or doing something that requires bad-mother-fucker-ness

zach and andrew were talking about basic training and after basic zach said he had a freedom boner

freedom boner by mothafucka-jones August 4, 2012

Freedom Boner 

1. The erection you get when you free your penis from your tight underwear.

Wife: how come you always have an erection when you get home from working at the construction site? Are you gay?

Husband: Don't worry baby, it's just a freedom boner

Freedom Boner by antillianboy August 5, 2010

Freedom Boner

A symbolic or literal erection one obtains in moments of great national pride, or when someone says something incredibly patriotic.

I got such a freedom boner when I heard his speech.

Damn, that gives me such a freedom boner!

Freedom Boner by Coinlaundry27 November 26, 2025