freedom of warship

Da constitutional right dat allows you to board any of our nation's naval battlewagons whenever and however you please.

In the first Casey Ryback film "Under Siege", mercenary William Strannix takes the whole "freedom of warship" to a preposterous degree --- perhaps he did indeed have the right to go aboard the USS Missouri, but that didn't entitle him to take over the ship or harm the crewmembers.

by QuacksO October 6, 2020

Freedom Day

November 20th. Also the day I was set free from a psychotic bitch

One year ago I broke up with my gf and it is now freedom day

by Yoloswagselfie November 6, 2019

baptized by freedom

When a Bald Eagle shits on your head while flying over you.

Mike was baptized by freedom while he was looking up to see a Bald Eagle fly overhead.

by strykermech June 13, 2019

freedom head

When your getting head while holding fireworks in one hand and chugging a beer with the other.

My July 4th was completed when my girlfriend gave me freedom head.

by DTOMConfederate July 5, 2017

Freedom bamboozle

Freedom bamboozle:

1. Any attempt to get what one wants by declaring that to not cooperate will result in diminished freedom.

2. Firing-up self-respect and righteousness by declaring that the fight is a fight for freedom.

3. Short-circuiting thinking in simple minds by providing an ennobling motivation for action.

The freedom bamboozle will be sure to get the mooks onboard for the invasion.

by Victor Cobblepot July 31, 2022

Presidential Medal of Freedom

An award bestowed by the president of the United States to recognize people who have made "an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, world peace, cultural or other significant public or private endeavors". The Presidential Medal of Freedom and the Congressional Gold Medal are the highest civilian awards of the United States. The award is not limited to U.S. citizens and, while it is a civilian award, it can also be awarded to military personnel and worn on the uniform. It was established in 1963 by President John F. Kennedy, superseding the Medal of Freedom that was established by President Harry S. Truman in 1945 to honor civilian service during World War II.

In the picture below, Vice President Joe Biden earned the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2017 with distinction.

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 11, 2020

The Freedom Monument

The Freedom Monument is a monument in the center of Riga, where English tourists love to pee and shit.

Mate, do you want to piss? Let's go to the Freedom Monument.

by stolendance June 26, 2021