Freedom's Per Second

Gay Tony: Holy shit we're getting shot at by taliban
Joe Shmoe: Don't worry, I'll blast that sandnigger with my machinegun. Shit shoots 50 freedom's per second.

Freedom's Per Second by JoeShmoeBFuckinYourHoe November 9, 2019

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People's freedom of choices and voices act

A legal statute in Canada that affords a defendants ability to a fair trial. With the invocation of it, defendants are allowed to express themselves at a court level to avoid a mistrial. Some of the most common rights granted by this act are the abilities to smoke and swear in court

Ricky: "Your majesty, I would like to make a request under the People's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your court. If I can't smoke and swear in your court, I can't represent myself at a court level and that's a fuckin' mistrial!"

Judge: "Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear in my courtroom, but please be advised, this is not a carnival."

People's freedom of choices and voices act by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 23, 2018

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Freedom J's

'Freedom J' refers to a United States dollar, or the legal tender of the USA. Similar to "Freedom Eagles", "Bucks", "Big greens", or other slag terms. Freedom J's can be any bill size or amount, but in singular usually implies a count of 1 dollar bills.

"Do you know what a good minecraft hosting service is? Cause I'm about to blow some freakin FREEDOM J'S"

"Can you believe it?? It only cost me 6 golden freedom J's!!"

Freedom J's by Megacharlie October 11, 2022

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Freedom Speeding

The act of speeding just after escaping from an area of dense traffic. Flooring it after you pass the car in front of you often leading to speeding tickets or warnings.

"Jim got pulled over yesterday for freedom speeding on the freeway."

"Freakin cop pulled me over when i was only freedom speeding for ten seconds."

Freedom Speeding by KurachiSauce September 25, 2011