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Freed The Beast 

The poo the morning after a night of heavy drinking (preferably a combination of draft beer/cheap mexican food for maximum payload), usually rather smelly and leaves everybody in close proximity to the washroom feeling absolutely ill.
(Guy 1)Dude, I just Freed The Beast all over Tom's bathroom!

(Guy 2) I know, I smelled it and just bucked all over myself!

(Guy 1) Righteous.
Freed The Beast by Studly333 December 14, 2008

Freed The Beast  

The poo the morning after a night of heavy drinking (preferably a combination of draft beer/cheap mexican food for maximum payload), usually rather smelly and leaves everybody in close proximity to the washroom feeling absolutely ill.
(Guy 1)Dude, I just Freed The Beast all over Tom's bathroom!

(Guy 2) I know, I smelled it and just bucked all over myself!

(Guy 1) Righteous.
Freed The Beast by Studly33 December 14, 2008

feed the beast 

to send a high-maintenance partner a text message in order to keep them sweet and avoid them getting upset that you are ignoring them.

Similar to a feeding a tamagotchi, you send these texts to keep the relationship alive.
A: You coming to the pub mate?
B: Yeah, of course. One minute though, I just gotta feed the beast first.
feed the beast by BiggyG June 6, 2010
Word of the Day on June 21, 2011

Feed The Beast 

A mod pack for minecraft that adds 60+ mods and makes it more complex.
I got bored of minecraft so i downloaded feed the beast.
Feed The Beast by Crafter January 13, 2013

feed the beast 

Initiating / going through with a hookup that does nothing for you emotionally just because you're horny.
"Why did she go home with Paul last night? Does she even like him? Does anyone?"

"I think she just had to feed the beast."
feed the beast by 60622 September 4, 2006

Free the Beast 

When an unexpected, yet urgent need to take a dump arises and you must immediately drop everything you are doing to free the beast that wants to come out. Seeking the nearest toilet becomes priority, so much so, that you'd step on your own mother if she was in the way.
Dude, I know I'm late for that meeting but I have no time to worry, I'm poking cotton! Where's the nearest bathroom cuz I gotta Free the Beast!
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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