freebird shit 

When a shit lasts so long that you are able to listen to the entire song by Lynyrd Skynyrd while on the toilet.

After that Mexican last night, I had to take one hell of a freebird shit.

freebird shit by funnythatsmyname October 28, 2010

Free Bird Solo 

Traffic laws do not apply when 4:56 of Free Bird is on, and if the cops are "chasing" you for reckless driving/speeding they are simply joining the race.

"I'm sorry officer but when 4:56 of Free Bird Solo starts playing your traffic laws are simply a suggestion."
or
"I'm sorry officer I bought the whole speedometer i'm going to use the whole speedometer."

Free Bird Solo by somerandomnameiguess November 23, 2022

freebirds delivery 

The delivery service that brings infamous Isla Vista Freebirds food to the drunk and high students of UCSB. They have a $20 minimum which drives everybody insane and they ride their bikes around like it's the Indy 500. (They deliver via bicycle.)

Kazzzoooooommmm!

"Who was that riding at 100 MPH and smelling of delicious nachos?"-Some Dude

"Probably the Freebirds Delivery guys"-Some Dude's friend.

freebirds delivery by ucsbmatt January 5, 2009

freebird 

A term commonly shouted by concert patrons in an attempt to mock the band's ability to play their own music. This is usually done in conjunction with lighting a cigarette ligher and holding it over your head and/or creating the devil-horns gesture with your hand.

Crowd: "Freebird!"
Band: "Piss Off Wankers!"

freebird by gutmoburb June 21, 2006

Junior Freebird 

1. The Best Band since Journey consisting of Matt McGlynn and Jeff Hitchins.
2. A Replacement word for anything. (also could be used as Jr.freebird or just Jr.Free)

1. "dude the Junior Freebirds Rule!" "no they dont" "well your gay so it doesint count."
2. i just drank some gasoline! "your such a Junior Freebird."

Junior Freebird by Jeff Hitchins July 28, 2008

Freebird 

A song by Lynard Skynard with THE best guitar solo in it ever. It's over 10 minutes, it's fast, it's difficult, and it's beautifully written.

Wonderful guitar solo

Freebird by Jeri November 16, 2003

Freebirds 

Well, there _is_ a chain, but the original is unaffiliated with those and is located in the I.V. area of Santa Barbara. Open goddamned late, and it has a subway style point-at-your-topping, so it's perfect for people too drunk to walk anywhere, let alone order properly. Excellent nachos, and the Monster burrito is about as big as my forearm.

They need better salsas though. And always get extra cheese. They will heap that stuff on with no additional charge.

I'm sooooooo drunk... can anyone walk me to Freebirds?

Freebirds by Epoch March 9, 2005