Free Range Human

A person who does not have to lick someones a$$ everyday at work. They are their own masters, can sleep till noon work till 12, and have a blast on Mondays.

Have you meet Kelly she's a free range human , graphic designer

Free Range Human by Treeoflife November 5, 2017

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Free Range Human

A homeless person, a hobo, a drifter.

Just once I would like to get from the bus stop to work without all these Free Range Humans asking me for money.

Free Range Human by Kenny Kaye August 4, 2011

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Free Range Human

A person able to move their limbs freely, to walk about their beloved cities, towns, beaches and parks. A person looking forward to same, if and when the coronavirus pandemic ends.

After days of forced isolation in his minuscule New York apartment, able to touch all four walls at once, he yearned to open the door, to hit the street, to walk, to run, to be a free range human.

Free Range Human by Monkey's Dad March 20, 2020

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Free-range-Human

A person who has a lifestyle where they wander travel explorer and experience different walks of life.

John is a free-range-human he goes where Spirit takes him.

Free-range-Human by Mittens VanBuren July 31, 2021

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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