Free Range Chicken
Free Range Chicken by Alaska Dave January 11, 2011
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She was terrified of Covid, afraid she'd suffocate wearing a mask, quaking over what effects the vaccine could have, phobic about getting close to anyone and mortified that she was being scarred-for-life by the emotional deprivations of social distancing. Dr. Kafween had termed her a Free Range Chicken, and now she was apprehensive about her next session, reasonably fearful of getting billed for a missed appointment with her analyst, who, she was afraid to admit, was rarely wrong.
free range chicken by Monkey's Dad December 10, 2020
Free Range Chicken
A parent scared of letting their child(ren) out of their sight to travel to/from a neighborhood park, friend's house, community pool or walk to school for fear of being reported to Child Protective Services (CPS), or their child(ren) being picked up (abducted) by the police and delivered to CPS. These parents would normally be fine with letting their children be unsupervised for such excursions, but have been closely monitoring the news of the couple in Maryland who have had ideological clashes with CPS and by extension, the police. This case has sparked a national debate as to whether these parents actually neglected their children in any way, and further, how helicopter parenting has raised a generation of helpless children to adulthood (millennials) who now expect the government and society to protect and coddle them, and who are in turn projecting these values onto modern GenX parents.
Dan and Mary are such free range chickens; they won't let their kids walk to the park anymore. They used to be free-rangers.
Free Range Chicken by Bloggernaut April 15, 2015
Free Range Chicken
Friend: Are you taking her down?
Me: Nah I think she's got a boyfriend
Friend: No bro I heard they broke up, she's a Free Range Chicken
Me: Damn Im taking that down
Me: Nah I think she's got a boyfriend
Friend: No bro I heard they broke up, she's a Free Range Chicken
Me: Damn Im taking that down
Free Range Chicken by rr12 May 1, 2023
free-range chicken
A young homosexual male who likes to sexually roam. His social and sexual activities cannot be limited due to his desirability.
There is no way he can settle down, he is a free-range chicken.
For more context please refer to chicken, chicken hawk, and twink.
For more context please refer to chicken, chicken hawk, and twink.
free-range chicken by homofield April 13, 2013
Free Range Chicken Skinning
A male that intentionally, indiscriminately and freely walks around in public and private with his chicken skin ball sack hanging out of his fly or hanging out from under his shorts.
Paul looks forward to his lunch break every day. He enjoys leaving the office and walking to the restaurants on Main Street doing a little Free Range Chicken Skinning.
Free Range Chicken Skinning by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015
"free range chicken" theory of business
A philosophy of doing business where the employees are treated fairly, not micromanaged and work in a healthy environment. The opposite of a sweat shop.
This place is a sweatshop! Clearly the owners do not believe in the philosophy of the "free range chicken" theory of business.
GE's practice of allowing employees to work from home 1-2 days a week is a great idea and they experience increased productivity from those employees. A true "free range chicken" theory of business philosophy.
GE's practice of allowing employees to work from home 1-2 days a week is a great idea and they experience increased productivity from those employees. A true "free range chicken" theory of business philosophy.
"free range chicken" theory of business by mWEEDo March 29, 2011