free inhabitant

An individual who enjoys the privileges and rights as an American citizen, but does not want to be held to the same standards and laws as everyone else by claiming that the federal, state, and/or local government does not have jurisdiction over them.

Robert got pulled over by Seattle PD while still drinking a Rogue IPA last month. He just started spouting nonsense from the Articles of Confederation, that he was a 'free inhabitant', and that the officer had no jurisdiction over him. They still haven't released him from the mental institution.

free inhabitant by Almost Hawaiian August 30, 2015

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free inhabitant

a person who is dumb as fuck and still lives by the articles of confederation.

people these days are stuck on this free inhabitant bullshit.

free inhabitant by free inhabitants are dumb AF July 4, 2018

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Free Inhabitant

A free man or woman who is not a "citizen." A citizen refers to one who is under a jurisdiction and within that jurisdiction they enjoy the privileges and sometimes the protection of the state, city or country of that jurisdiction. An inhabitant is one who lives and dwells in a specific place or area on the earth as a free being. They are free because they are under no one, only God. They enjoy and are aware of their unalienable rights, which are God-given, and not "privileges" that a corporation, government, state, cit or county claims to give to them.

I am a free inhabitant of the land called America. As a free inhabitant, I am not under the jurisdiction of the US corporation.

Free Inhabitant by Light Words May 11, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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