Freddie Jones

A kid that thinks coming to work with a hangover means you are an alcoholic and have a disease.

Dewey: Alright, look. Here's the deal: I've got a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Random kid: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
Dewey: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
Freddie: It means you're an alcoholic.
Dewey: Wrong!
Freddie: You wouldn't come to work hungover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease.
Dewey: Hm. Hm. What's your name?
Freddie: Freddie Jones
Dewey: Hm. Freddie Jones, SHUT UP!

Freddie Jones by Annabel L. December 20, 2010

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Freddie Jones

A Freddie Jones is the type of person who is usually very tall. His height gets him lots of girls attracted to him. However, most Freddie Jones strongly deny this. They are incorrect.

"Did you see that Freddie Jones over there?" "Yeah, his head was in the clouds, you can't miss him."

Freddie Jones by KOENNERD December 12, 2020

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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