Famous for saying 'Fuck her right in the pussy' numerous times on live TV, should be president or the next batman.
Teacher: what's 2+13 thomas? Fred: Fuck her right in the pussy!
by BigCep91 November 14, 2014
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Cockney Rhyming slangism for a lady's "parts" ie Quim - as in Fred Quimby of Tom & Jerry and Disney fame . . . Looking at the other "fred" definitions it seems kind of apt too!
Oy! Don't be such a Fred!! - meaning "don't be such a c**t" or "hmmmm big boy, my Fred is moistening just looking at you!"
by boudin March 4, 2010
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A drunk ass crackhead, who wears a tight skully that's rolled up on the sides. He has hair that is so mattered up that when the skully is removed it still looks like the skully is still is intact. He never showers and is broke as hell. He only knows how to sit around and eat all of peoples' that he doesn't buy. And lastly he has some busted ass feet that look like they have talons attached to them.
That man's skully is so tight that he looks like a Fred.
by The 1 & Only April 7, 2014
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Fred is a name normally bestowed to pedophiles. Naming your child Fred sets them up for a lifetime of idiotic choices and ultimately, failure. This ranges from becoming an emo fucktard, to a high school drop out. In rare cases, a real moronic Fred will be all of the above.
"Ew! It's that Fred guy again, glad he came out of his house for once! Apparently he dropped out of high school to play roblox all day!" Said Jenny to her good friend Chloe.

"That's disgusting! You know I heard he's also a pedophile who hits on twelve year olds online. Gross right? I bet he's still a virgin that does sex role play in group chats!" Chloe replied shuddering at the thought.

"Hey, you guys know Fred is 18 and still living with his mom, right?" Lorane said popping out of nowhere.

They all laughed at Fred.
by Goldfish:^) August 27, 2017
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An annoying little twat, who lives on the internet pouncing at the opportunity to fix someone's grammatical errors. He also has a pip-squeak voice, and his ego is bigger than your future. Lastly, he is smaller than your chances of getting a relationship.
"Fred is such a loser!"

Fred, the annoying little twat, who lives on the internet pouncing at the opportunity to fix someone's grammatical errors. He also has a pip-squeak voice, and his ego is bigger than your future. Lastly, he is smaller than your chances of getting a relationship is a loser.
by Ma vie est trash February 18, 2017
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The gay fuck boy who fucks and eats dogs.
That Fred is so weird
by Ling Ling Chong December 3, 2016
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A FRED is a Hot Cat. If you have a hot cat who is fat and cute and smart and loud, name him FRED.
What a hot cat. He's a Fred!
by THE only Chimpers February 10, 2008
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