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Pristiano Penaldo dos Santos Aveiro, aso known as "Fraudaldo", is a con artist, a hermit, known for scamming football clubs. He feeds of his team, celebrates tap ins and penalties like he's scored in the World cup final, robs teammates goals, and drags penalties with players doing actual work.
He always drops the collective performance of the team, as proven with Juventus, Manchester United and Al Nassr. He is the self proclaimed greatest goalscorer of all time, with 8 goals in 5 World cups and zero knockout contributions or final appearances. He is the first male drama queen, Instagram essayist, record Dubai d'or holder, known for typing factos whenever he's depressed.
He always drops the collective performance of the team, as proven with Juventus, Manchester United and Al Nassr. He is the self proclaimed greatest goalscorer of all time, with 8 goals in 5 World cups and zero knockout contributions or final appearances. He is the first male drama queen, Instagram essayist, record Dubai d'or holder, known for typing factos whenever he's depressed.
Dave: Ronaldo scored a hat trick yesterday.
Me: What kind of goals? Describe them for me. I didn't watch the match.
Dave: One penalty, one tap in, one rebound
Me: Fraudaldo
Me: What kind of goals? Describe them for me. I didn't watch the match.
Dave: One penalty, one tap in, one rebound
Me: Fraudaldo
Fraudaldo by Real Pessi stan March 19, 2023
Frauda
"she said she bought it at Prada in Italy, but she clearly got in on Canal Street. It's a total Frauda."
Frauda by Lauratotallyrules June 22, 2006
Fraudway
Any show on Broadway that was once a television show, movie, book, video game, or CD. In essence, fake Broadway- non original shows that have the plot already spelled out for them. Examples include The Addams Family, Shrek The Musical, Legally Blonde The Musical, Elf... There are however, exceptions to this rule, such as Spamalot, The Odd Couple, and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Also, a person who thinks that shows like Wicked, In The Heights, and anything produced by Disney are the only worthwhile things on the Great White Way. People like them make me want to lock myself in a room with an original cast album of Lippa's The Wild Party and drown my sorrows to Idina Menzel's power mix as Kate and never come out for fear to see what the theatergoing public has turned into.
Fraudway Girl: Oh my God! I just saw Wicked this weekend! Kristin Chenoweth is MY idol!
Real Theater Person: (Singing a snippet of cut song 'Which Way's To The Party?)
Fraudway Girl: What are you singing?
Real Theater Person: Which Way's To The Party?
Fraudway Girl: Oh. Uh, what show is that from?
Real Theater Person: Wicked.
Fraudway Girl: No it's not.
Real Theater Person: Yes it is. They cut it out of town. Stephen Schwartz thought it didn't work with the storyline.
Fraudway Girl: Oh.
Real Theater Person: Excuse me, I have to go get my sheet music for Parade. Carolee is MY idol.
Fraudway Girl: Huh?
Real Theater Person: (Singing a snippet of cut song 'Which Way's To The Party?)
Fraudway Girl: What are you singing?
Real Theater Person: Which Way's To The Party?
Fraudway Girl: Oh. Uh, what show is that from?
Real Theater Person: Wicked.
Fraudway Girl: No it's not.
Real Theater Person: Yes it is. They cut it out of town. Stephen Schwartz thought it didn't work with the storyline.
Fraudway Girl: Oh.
Real Theater Person: Excuse me, I have to go get my sheet music for Parade. Carolee is MY idol.
Fraudway Girl: Huh?
Fraudway by leighmarston December 3, 2010