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Frankenstein Rationality

The actual, messy plurality of rational practices that humans employ, which are not reducible to a single set of rules. Frankenstein Rationality is the phenomenon of navigating multiple, inconsistent rational standards without suffering cognitive collapse. It includes using formal logic in mathematics, casuistry in law, heuristics in shopping, and intuition in relationships. People do not try to unify these; they shift gear seamlessly. This concept helps explain why people can be rational in one domain and seemingly irrational in another—they are using different rationalities. It also explains cultural differences in what counts as “good reasoning.”
Example: “Her Frankenstein Rationality allowed her to apply Bayesian probability at work and traditional horoscope reading at home—two rationalities, one person.”
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Frankenstein Rationality Theory

A theoretical framework that challenges monolithic, universalist conceptions of rationality. It posits that what counts as “rational” is assembled from multiple, often contradictory norms, practices, and standards that vary by context, culture, and individual. There is no single Rationality with a capital R; there are rationalities—some from science, some from law, some from everyday life, some from indigenous traditions. These rationalities are not fully commensurable. The “Frankenstein” metaphor highlights that they are stitched together, and that real-world agents move between them without achieving global coherence. The theory is influenced by bounded rationality, pluralism, and post-normal science. It rejects the idea that rationality can be captured by any single formal system.
Example: “Frankenstein Rationality Theory explains why a doctor uses evidence-based medicine in diagnosis but patient narratives in treatment decisions—stitching together two different rationalities.”
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026