a country that eats themselves (peoples nicknames are frogs). and there cowards with dumb accents and has the highest rate of prostitutes in the world in front of Japan and the US. but they still make good wine and cheese but that doesnt count for anything people!!!!!!!
napoleon and the corsicans is coming all frogs runs away...
Germany is coming run away...
the us are coming run away...
French girl: hey pale vu france'?
american guy and girl: hey how bout a three some well pay u?
French girl:k...
Germany is coming run away...
the us are coming run away...
French girl: hey pale vu france'?
american guy and girl: hey how bout a three some well pay u?
French girl:k...
by german teen February 24, 2008
Person 1: Hey man. I haven't been keeping up with the war. Who is winning?
Person 2: Definitely not France, that's for sure.
Person 2: Definitely not France, that's for sure.
by FridayLover May 29, 2014
A European country generally know as the asshole of the planet. It's dirty, smelly and filled with shit.
by ferg116 October 20, 2010
A country that only supported the Americas as a purely political gesture (seeing how they were a monarchy). Had many great military/political leaders until after Napoleon plus various great thinkers (Rousseu, Proudhon) until the 20th century. Got their asses handed to them in war lately in the last 200 years. Has a penchent for riots and unemployment lately also. Great food, great drink, and great history though but irratating accents. However, they do have this irratating habit of screwing over their ideological allies (H.R.E. and more recently U.S./Britain)
France the great super power of the world during the Enlightenment due to tacticile policies but no longer a serious contender for the title of world leader because of that WWII situation (forgetting to fly all but the middle color of their flag against Hitler).
by P. Kaltenbach December 4, 2007
A skinny lanky odd looking species with inbred toes and dodgy barnet.
likes to venture out with members of the same sex also know as francsters little helpers
Generally this being has only one testicle and extremely bad toilet habits
likes to venture out with members of the same sex also know as francsters little helpers
Generally this being has only one testicle and extremely bad toilet habits
i was walking down the high street the other day and nearly jumped out of my skin when i saw a franc coming out of the leather shop at the end of the road,
by hugies August 15, 2006
A country that put the best European country, "Germany" in to recession for no god damn reason. The country smells like s*** and looks like S***. The people are very mean, rude and stuck up. Annoying accents. Bad people over all. And a major threat to my country, "Germany" They basically hate everything. don't car about any one but theirselves.
by tewrrerfefggf March 8, 2009
A Country in Western Europe, that is known for it's culture involving Cheese, Bread, and Snails. Home to the tourist bait known as the Eiffel Tower, It's capital Paris is the biggest and capital city of France and is one of the most popular cities on Earth. France is a country that gets a bad reputation due to their laughable performance in World War 2, However the French army is no joke, and is the Fifth most powerful army in the world. France is home to around 60 Million people and is part of the European Union.
"Hey, didn't you go to Europe for Vacation?"
"Yep, Went to France and had a great time there, lovely people!"
"Doesn't France, like, lose ever war they're in?"
"No. No idea where you got that from."
"Yep, Went to France and had a great time there, lovely people!"
"Doesn't France, like, lose ever war they're in?"
"No. No idea where you got that from."
by Jack Jacques Jackson April 9, 2018