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four loko challenge 

The four loko challenge is a sacred challenge rumored to never be completed. In order to complete the challenge the contestant must do a series of tasks that could only be described as utterly impossible.

1. The four loko can be any flavor or combination of different flavors, but must be the 23.5 oz can and be 14 % abv
2. You have 4 hours to complete the task.
3. The task must be started at midnight during a full moon and be completed by
4 in the morning.
4. All 4 four lokos must be downed in the first 90 minutes.

5. The next 30 minutes you must win 4 games of beer pong 1v1 meaning no team games.
6. The next 120 minutes can be done in any order but consist of 4 challenges within the challenge.

1. Drive(not ride in but actually drive) at least 4 miles in a vehicle on main roads and stop at 2-4 convenient stores and hold a 4 minute conversation with the clerk.

2. You must call a random phone number and maintain a 4 minute conversation, you only get 4 attempts or you are disqualified.

3. You must chug 4 oz of habanero hot sauce or hotter, no weak buffalo sauce or Louisiana sauce or you are disqualified.

4. Balance on one leg for 4 minutes without the other foot touching.

* The challenge must be witnessed by at least 4 people all recording for 4 hours at 4 different angles with no editing.
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Four Hour Four Four Loko Challenge 

The ultimate alcoholic challenge where you have to drink four four loko in four hours
Chad: "Yo, bro, are you ready to take on the Four Hour Four Four Loko Challenge?"
Brad: "Yeah man! I can't to go to the ER!"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

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A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016