Foster's Law 

The rule that "if I’ve Heard of Yer Da I Don’t Need To Hear From You", coined by Dawn Foster. Describes mediocre people who have jobs in the media not because of any talent of their own but because they have rich and famous parents, private schooling and family connections.

Giles Coren a prime example of how Foster's Law holds for almost every man bar Jesus.

Foster's Law by Giles Coren August 22, 2022

Foster's Law 

All women are bisexual and are only an inhibition lowering device or two away from enjoying this fact.

Tiffany and Jessica proved Foster's Law last night after they both had a cup of the punch and then dragged me upstairs!

Foster's Law by st_gulik October 14, 2011